Hazel: Touch the cave wall
Computer: You touch the wall. It is moist
Isaac: Lick the cave wall
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump, HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave
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03 Jun 12 at 12 pm

DARLING YOU’VE GOT TO LET ME KNOWW
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO 

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DARLING YOU’VE GOT TO LET ME KNOWWSHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO 
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03 Jun 12 at 12 pm

ha-ze:

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS

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ha-ze:

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS

90skidandcompany:

You’re a true (18)90s kid if you think Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee was way better.

To celebrate the Queen’s jubilee thingy I brought and ate alot of meringue

f00d-gasm:

Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴏғ Lᴜxᴜʀʏ on we heart it